Titi: "Thats The Way It Is"

TH14 had admitted that he couldn't give a toss about T*ttenham's so-called food poisoning outbreak...and is glad they missed out on the last Champions League spot;

"People are going to say Tottenham had people with food poisoning and whatever. But did anyone bother when we had nine players out? No.

"They were just saying, 'Arsenal are not the team they used to be, they are missing this, that and the other'.

"That's the way it is. No one had any sympathy for us when Ashley Cole, Sol Campbell, and a long list of people were missing. We had to deal with it. No one cared then. I know there will be a lot of talk about who deserved it most but the table does not lie in the end.

"You have to give us credit for the way we turned it around. At one point we were eighth or something - not even close to the top. There have been so many games when we have come back and got a crucial result.

"So many times people were saying, 'Oh what a shame if they win the Champions League, maybe Tottenham can appeal'.

"But I always said to myself that the league was not finished.

"They were talking about changing the rules but I said, 'They don't have to change anything yet because they're not there'. I said to the lads that you you only sing at the end. And we were singing on Sunday."

Even Bobby Zam*ra reckons the Scum were trying to pull a fast one...

"I didn't notice any of them were ill. If they had been ill, they would have changed their team." he said

"To be fair, we were surprised by the team that was put out. I certainly didn't notice any of them being slower into the challenge.

"Jermain Def*e looked sharp - they all looked sharp."